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Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.
John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
by XanderP81 July 30, 2010
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FaceSpace / MyBook

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
by leoguy85 February 21, 2012
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facastinance

Pride in having a conscientiously ignorant or close minded way of thinking. A conspiratorial and biased way of thinking that seeks to discredit wisdom, knowledge, or objectivity. A form of obstinance that mocks knowledge as socially or culturally irrelevant.
She was showing her facastinance in mocking books and teachers and schools as out of touch with what is 'really' true, and calling facts themselves as biased.
by Facastinance February 28, 2018
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fact kinnie

a person who kins someone who exists
"im a flamingo fact kinnie" -some fact kinnie
by BRUEHEDHWHHEEGE February 1, 2021
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Facs

chars way of saying facts but she spelt it wrong cause she has horrible hand eye coordination
that's facs
by milco-_- October 6, 2021
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fact cuck

A fact cuck is someone on social media websites (mainly Reddit.com), who loves jerking off to their own responses to statements they don't agree with. These responses are usually the following or similar: "Maybe you should consider checking the facts", "Any actual reputable sources backing up that claim?", "why don't you Google it instead of asking?". These responses have most of the time no (valid) counterargument of their own.
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Guy 1: "Yeah well my point is at least backed up by facts!"
Guy 2: "What do you mean? What facts?"
Guy 1: "There is a website called Google, considering using it."
Guy 2: "God you are such a fact cuck."
by nftarecringe June 20, 2023
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Man Fact

A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
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