engineers induction

Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases

Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction

by etr217 January 30, 2022

double-engine

v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.

Sam always tried to double-engine Sally due to her enormous boobs.

by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014

Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.

Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer

by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015

lambo no engine

A female individual that has a huge pair of knockers but is a little bit on the bigger side. Aka…fat. Lambo no engine means might look good but that’s the only positive. Can’t drive a lambo without an engine.

“Dang bro look at the rack on her.”
“Lambo no engine tho.”

by Don Trean April 7, 2023

engine oil

Stuff that isnt meant to be drank

I accidently drank engine oil

by EthanKharns May 16, 2015

Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014

engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
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by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017