emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Emergency Sexit

When you and another person leave somewhere quickly in order to engage each other physically.

"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"

"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."

by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011

emera robinette

very sweet and kind best girl you could ever meet, a great friend and a directioner for sure. loves to have trustful friends and loves to sing and dance and occasionally show her bad ass side but loves all and is open to new people and new things...best person you could ever meet!

Everyone deserves to have an emera robinette in their lives

by nakisha rawlin March 14, 2013

Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Clothing line from small town Bakersfield, California. Founded by Mellow Martyr. Exclusive clothing for the rich minded.

At the moment, I'm wearing custom-embroidered socks I purchased online from Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...

by NickyLags April 21, 2014

Emergency playlist

Music playlist on your phone/ipod/laptop that you only play when your in a bad mood

Parent: Get up to you room right now !

Me: Time for some heavy listing from the emergency playlist

by The Lads 101 May 15, 2014

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014