Skip to main content

African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."
by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
mugGet the African-Erect mug.

Internalised Erection

Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.

For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 21, 2017
mugGet the Internalised Erection mug.

Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018
mugGet the Res-erection mug.

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.
by SenorSloth October 6, 2016
mugGet the glass erection mug.

Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.
I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
mugGet the Tooth-erection mug.

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.
When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.
by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
mugGet the Auto-Erect mug.

lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.
As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.
by Sh4von April 3, 2020
mugGet the lip erection mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email