Im Duffed Out

Im Hella faded right now i dont know how im going to make it home tonight. i dont even know where the fuck i parked at. I'm Duffed Out

You tryna get Drunk today im Duffed Out.

by Stacky Warbucks May 29, 2016

The Duff

When you are fucking a girl for the first time anally, you pull out too fast and the girl begins to shit uncontrollably.

Person 1: Dude OMG I heard you got with (girl's name) last night ..
Person 2: Yeah I'd rather not talk about it, it was a bad case of The Duff.

by The Duff Veteran November 10, 2010

Duffy

a charming guy you sleep with even though you know he's in love with his ex-girlfriend of x years.

I can't really find a good relationship right now...guess I'll just settle for a Duffy.

by gamelan April 29, 2005

Hilary Duff

A girl whos talent does not exist. Mixing and pitching - that's all you can hear.

Hilary Duff before mixing and pitching: T2wO THA THHAAA%% BEEET OF MAAAH AAARTHTTH!

Hilary Duff after mixing and pitching: To the beat of my heeeeee-eeeart!

by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009

Douff

The pubic hair that grows under the chin of college boys who masturbate early in the morning while their roommate sleeps peacefully. It also has a hairless circular region in the middle of the chin hair that grows human spores that grow into clones of the host.

Master Bates has an omega douff growing on his face.

by Morgan First November 27, 2006

Dufftool

An incredibly Large penis

When some one looks like they are very, very, very blessed, then they have a dufftool

by Connor Westfall February 5, 2006

Duffins

Name giving to a food (snack, dessert, sweet) that results from the combination of making Donuts and Muffins. The converging result form a new substance sweet in taste and soft in texture. Usually Delicious!

My wife made some tasty donut muffins (aptly named duffins). Please come and enjoy one!

by The Definition Giver April 29, 2011