Douff

The pubic hair that grows under the chin of college boys who masturbate early in the morning while their roommate sleeps peacefully. It also has a hairless circular region in the middle of the chin hair that grows human spores that grow into clones of the host.

Master Bates has an omega douff growing on his face.

by Morgan First November 27, 2006

douff

Dumb old ugly fat friend

I'm gonna hang with my douff tonight.

by guymalloc June 17, 2015

douff

An abnormal protusion of unshaved hair that appears and grows on the chin of a human being.

He had not shaved for three weekss and his chin that had once been a beard was now a omega douffe of mass proportions.

by Corey Bates November 10, 2008

douff

To stab someone in both eyeballs at the same time, using the index and pointer fingers.

"If you don't shut up, I will douff you."
"Say one more thing about my mama and I will douff your eyeballs."

by Bigblackie November 28, 2013

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

duffle ass

A white girl with An ass so wide and out of shape that is resembles a duffle bag full of dirty laundry

Shirley over at Applebee’s is such a bitch yo!!
I wanna break my foot off in her duffle ass!!

by Hasbeenoncewas May 29, 2018

Duffifie

To lay a bottle on its side-after drinking its contents-to collect the few remaining drops, which can then be poured (or dribbled) into a glass. Also, to "make the bottle confess"

From Scottish (see John Jamieson's Etymological Scottish Dictionary, 1808). Now obsolete.

Grandpa Tony is always sure to duffifie after finishing his wine, proclaiming, "If it's enough to take a pill with, it's enough for me."

by Huisman January 10, 2011