Fake depression

Somebody who posts on their story about how bad their depression is when really all they want is attention. People who post Bart Simpson edits with some "in your feels" music. The only thing wrong with these people is they are attention whores and are only faking mental health conditions so they can feel like people care about them.
I know a lass with fake depression she thinks she's edgy for it but she just looks stupid

That Brooke Scott's got fake depression she thinks she's so cool for it but she just looks stupid and I want to kick her head in for it
by Ùwú80'sbitchùwÚ September 10, 2019
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Depression Meal

N. A meal that is had that takes little to no preparation, due to the lack of mental and physical energy experienced during depression. Normally no utensils needed, and if heating is needed it is normally in the microwave for under 2 minutes typically, if not less than 30 seconds.
I normally forget to eat during my worst points, but when I absolutely need to, my go to depression meal is dipping a rolled up tortilla in salsa over and over until my jaw hurts from chewing so much.
by psycheshmeeds November 06, 2019
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Finn depression

The type of depressed feeling you get when you realize you may never meet Finn Wolfhard. He doesn’t even know who you are and may never know.
Finn just posted a photo and now I have Finn depression
by Adorewlfhard July 22, 2018
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micro depression

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad
-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"
by Dplkrz February 16, 2021
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major depression

I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.
I have major depression
by mileslikesmemes January 07, 2018
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Depression session

When we all sit on our ass and look at depressing memes or/and depressing songs. when you day becomes really shit and you sit by yourself feeling numb.
friend1: "depression session"
friend2: "same"
me; *sends link to depressing playlist* "lmao same"
by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019
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fake depression

Fake depression is when somebody falsely exhibits symptoms of depression for the sake of getting attention/pity/compliments. Of course, it is also being theorized that actual depression is an unconscious evolutionarily-ingrained attempt to bargain with/manipulate the environment. For some people who 'have' fake depression, it is because they just need attention and caring from those around them. This in and of itself does not mean there is not a problem. In that case, even if they do not need treatment for depression, they still need either support/caring or need to solve the problem of being needy, as fitting the situation.

Some who suffer from depression fear that they are faking it and only being trouble, and thus shouldn't be helped.

In todays 'society', there are self-proclaimed emo people who may fake depression for the sake of it being <i>cool</i>. Those who mimic illness because they think it will make them seem fashionable recieve only contempt and disgust from many people who are trying to recover from depression due to it being viewed as a mockery and making depression much less accepted as a real danger by many people.

In conclusion, although fake depression may not be genuine, it still can signify other problems that need to be identified.
I only have fake depression, all I do is manipulate others, who STILL wont admit that they need to leave me behind for their own good.
by The Third Reflection June 03, 2007
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