Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

defenestrate

the act of pushing/shoving/chucking someone out a window

I really didnt mean to defenestrate bobby!

by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

defenestrate

To throw something out the friggin window

Big Bad B got rip shit pissed at the friggin druggies, so he decided to defenestrate them. They ended up out the friggin window in the courtyard.

It has been said that if you defenestrate an elderly woman, she will snap in two.

by YoHaan April 23, 2006

boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

Defenseful

The act of having a defense so dutiful that you become full of it

I am very defenseful of my position as a vegan.

by Sharkweeker January 28, 2019

defensivitivity

This word has no definition because it is not actually a word.

Jon: Mr. defensivitivity over there.
Dan: That's not even close to being a word.

by Sex_Panther October 16, 2008

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011