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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"
I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.
by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012
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Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.
Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.
by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009
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defeation

when a particular goal is exceeded to the point where the goal feels defeated.
Brittany Williamson made her goal her little bitch and it was crying sweet tears of defeation.
by goalcrusher February 26, 2010
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The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst
An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"
by lilpumphasnotalent May 5, 2018
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Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.
I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.
by Jon Desir July 1, 2006
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