Max Dressler

A twatmuffin, sperry-wearing, TikTok boy who said the n-word and is a total asshat to people that call him out on the profane things he has done. He has massive white privilege and practically flaunts it on his stoned pony. He literally lacks creativity and talent on the platform and got his fame from directly copying somebody’s TikTok idea. He also doxed a girl‘s phone number and for what lol

On Max Dressler’s private story he threatened to put TikToker @collinb963 “in his place” if nobody controlled him. All bc Collin called Max out for doxing TikToker @42069hotdog bc she called him a rich spoiled white boy in a storytime.

by shayassidacy May 7, 2020

Dressshirt

When a dude wears a shirt as a dress.

Dude, take off that dressshirt, you look like a fucking idiot.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 14, 2009

VOUGE DÉESSE

A woman/girl who wears minimal makeup (a like to a Glossier model) and has a signature feature on their face (doe eyes, full pouty lips, beauty mark). They have clear skin and always looks dewy or glowing. Naturally beautiful.

Blocks everyone.

Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken

Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.

HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE

You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.

Rocks a turtle neck.

Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.

East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.

Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).

Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.

Billy - Everytime I watch the "Get Ready with Me" videos from Glossier all the women on there look alike!

Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...

by • expensive bottled water • August 14, 2017

made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.

Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert

by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013

Dressing on the Side

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

put the dressing on the taco

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008

just desserts

A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.

shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus

by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013