Don't Look Reflex

The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.

Instances of Don't Look Reflex:

e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!

(Billy instantly swivels his head around)

Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?

Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?

e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!

(everyone in the tour immediately looks)

Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?

by achilles27 May 11, 2009

don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".

"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "

by willwall March 29, 2010

Don King

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.

by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018

Don Estringe High Tech Middle School

Don Estringe. Known for their expensive ass campus and their good blend of njb, TikTok thots, lesbians, smart sluts, and more school archetypes but with a boca Raton twist.

Oh I go to Don Estringe High Tech Middle School sooo

by Zozowitduhbowbow May 29, 2019

Don't Flop

When you see a piece of dog shit on the ground and you have to step around it to avoid stepping in it. Usually do free events at the park because they was exposed for buying loads of YouTube and faking a following

Hey, watch out for that huge pile of Don't Flop on the floor

by Somebodyreal September 4, 2019

“Don’t know what day it is”

“Don’t know what day it is”: When in someone’s life where they aren’t productive and be at home from day to night everyday doing nothing. This happens to a lot of students during the summer, and a lot of students usually don’t know what day it is during the summer since they’re not doing anything in their lives but sitting at home.

“Don’t know what day it is”: when is someone’s life where they aren’t productive and be at home from day to night everyday doing nothing. “Bro all you do Jimmy is sit at home playing video games everyday, you should do something else productive like get a job or go out. Jimmy “you don’t know what day it is”.

by KLUTCHJACOB September 23, 2019

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).

Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

by Smartassassin November 25, 2022