Chunt

1. A horse or pony of the chestnut coat colour known for their in air acrobatics, swift shoulder drops and general c*nt-iness.

2. The aforementioned chestnut horse or pony who is displeased by all things undertaken with their owner/rider and shows their displeasure with all the fire intensity of a Vindaloo curry.

See also:

"Welsh Chunt" - A horse or pony of Welsh breeding and chestnut coat colour, known for their spicy personality and generally twatting attitude.

"Chunt Mare" - A female horse or pony of the chestnut coat colour, avoid at all costs.

"My showjumping round was going brilliant until that damned Chunt whacked in an extra stride, launched me into space then dumped me against the arena wall!"

"No, no. He's not sore, he's just a Chunt who wants to be featured on shiteventersunite!"

by Gemroeeventing December 16, 2020

chunter

To complain

Gerald does nothing but chunter about his girlfriend

by Unwin Scutterwold July 18, 2003

gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

Bean counter

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.

The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.

by Dedcau5 January 2, 2019

chunt

The sexual organ consisting of a vagina and a ballsac

"Dude I was going down on this girl then I saw it..."
"Saw what"
"She had a chunt"
" awww fuck that's nasty"

by Carter Chunt January 10, 2015

The Braylon Countdown

The countdown that takes place at Times Square before they drop the ball on New Years. This event is named after wide reciever Braylon Edwards because of his successful amount of drops on the football field. (Ironic enough, he plays for New York)

Richard: Hey dude its time for the Braylon Countdown!

Elmer: Oh shit your right!

Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

counter-strike: source

To date, Counter-Strike: Source has proven to be the best place for 12 year olds to prove they are better than you at life and that they screw your mom and that you're a complete flaming homosexual failure because his character shot you in the head and he screamed 'PWNT'. 'CSS' gives hopeless people hope in the fact that you can be good at nothing, not put any effort into real life development, not have a job, not be the least bit intelligent, not have any sort of education or training or skills for a job, not have a job, still live with your parents at 35, be a retarded stoner, not have a job, and still appear superior to everyone else because he has 9000 kills, 0 deaths and 1 latency. conversely, i love counter-strike source.

Guy 1: HAHAHA BOOM HEADSHOT!! I GET SO MANY HEADSHOTS IN COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCE, HOLY S**T!

Life: You're still a failure.

by lingojac February 22, 2009