curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

Curvepecker

An individual with a curved penis. Curvepeckers are known to be sneaky, manipulative and sometimes violent.

Garrett tried to jew me out of ten bucks the other day. He is a real curvepecker.

by GravesBot September 22, 2015

curving bitches

The act of turning down bitches hitting you up when you're already into someone

So you and Johnny are still together?

--yeah. HeS always curving bitches though

by PurJas April 25, 2016

Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

currunt bun

Old irish term for coming last, the word currunt is a combination of the words current and runt.

Benny came last again, he's the currunt bun!

by Pro Gods April 26, 2017

curtful

adjective
1.
causing hurt by being curt.

Brian: Hey, do you want to come to my open mic tonight?
Ethan: No
Brian: Wow, that was curtful.

by curtfulfrenchy October 13, 2017

Curtis Lee

A man known for struggling to wake up to go to his lectures and loves to smoke pot. Runs the curtis oil company, and is also ceo of big autism.

Damn that oil pen bussin, that a curtis lee pen?

by Myplestory March 5, 2019