Crotch Crumbs

The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.

I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !

by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009

Soggy Crumpet

Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.

After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.

Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.

by Johnny Jerk Off December 14, 2014

Crumb

(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.

1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.

2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.

by Dale Hill May 30, 2007

crumped

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

by livinlife April 12, 2008

crummer

Disturbed person who cries and cums simultaneously.

Dude, that guys totally disturbed, he's probably a crummer.

by xarin3e November 14, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

crumb snake

A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.

Clean up those crumbs or the crumb snake will come out

by Crummy March 9, 2004