Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Hannah Cronin

The perfect example of how kind a person can be, considerate and thoughtful taken to a whole new level.

Beautiful, hard working, passionate and keeps a well maintained ethical structure.

Jesse has Hannah Cronin

by S. Shaw January 3, 2012

what's cookin'?

To ask someone what someone is cooking or what is in the works.

Dude: Hey, what's cookin'?
Man: Not much, bra, just some hot dogs, bra.

by Bra Bandit October 23, 2005

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.

You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009