Skip to main content

Cobbleaology

The act of talking about a subject with an air of authority and knowledge, so that the listeners believe what is being told to them, when in fact the speaker hasn't a clue what he is talking about.
"You're talking cobblers, mate". Anon. Cobbleaology - the art of talking cobblers.
by Riggwelter March 25, 2005
mugGet the Cobbleaology mug.

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
mugGet the Cobble-shlopped mug.
Related Words

chobblehock

Conspicuous voracious rapid voluminous mastication of anything normally consumed at a reasonable or gracious pace, inviting the warning "keep hands and feet away"!
Marvin chobblehocked his entire lunch in under a minute. Sally chobblehocked that entire platter of pancakes in just 7 bites, without a fork or syrup. I just watched Maria chobblehock a whole cake by herself!
by isavelives January 17, 2010
mugGet the chobblehock mug.

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
mugGet the Cobbler's Loaf mug.

Cobbleswabbler

This is a descriptive word usually to describe somebody who, if they had the ability to would suck their own dick.
Can be used to describe someone who thinks alot of themselves
Gosh Jeremy's such a fucking cobbleswabbler. Jeez
by Chris_P_Bacon13 November 17, 2016
mugGet the Cobbleswabbler mug.

cobbi

This guy gave me a present yeh he's a Cobbi
by Itssassyeagle March 4, 2017
mugGet the cobbi mug.

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
mugGet the clobber the skank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email