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credenza

The space inbetween your big toe and the toe adjacent to it.
His credenza was mouth watering to her eyes.
by biggie toess December 21, 2010
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sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 14, 2009
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owned on credit

1. Defeating an enemy even though they are cheating.

2. It can also be done if you kill someone who is using something that is generally accepted as a cheap weapon.
1. Some noob was using a wall hack but I still killed him. He was owned on credit.

2. This guy kept using a grenade launcher in a firefight but I nailed him in the face with my M16. He was just owned on credit.
by Chris Kipp January 6, 2008
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street credit

An arbitrary unit of non-physical currency (cred) commonly used in low socio-economic areas all around Australia - cumulative of the sum of all your actions within a community - at time of writing 1 cred is equal to 42 Australian cents and is subject to inflation. Activities that earn you creds range from stealing a plant from an old lady's garden (2 creds) to torching a school bus (4.5 creds, +0.5 for every student on board). These can be traded in at arcades for novelty items at the kiosk, eg. stickers, rub-on tattoos, giants combs and bootleg versions of popular Marvel characters such as Robot-Suit and Agent Spy.
Dazza: "Oi cuz, fukken - I just earned six creds (street credit) fukken up some old bat's garden. You wanna go buy sum stikers?"

Mazza: "Oi yeah, fukken oath mate. Fukken, and one of them giant fukken combs ey buz?"
Dazza: "Took the words strait outta me fukken mouth cuz. 'Aight, lets fukken have go then ay? Maccas run on the way home?"
Mazza: "Fukken, does an emu fuck budgies? Fukken oath!"
by Pilgrim Fish May 17, 2016
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Credits

A point at the end of a movie where unimportant people get to feel special... because they had a tiny role in its development.
"Look for my Wife's cousin's name in the credits of YES MAN, I think he played Doughnut Delivery Man #2"
by Canowoop@$$ December 31, 2008
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C-RED

A bunch of stem bashers who claim to be able to tune up J Cars.
I wouldn't let C-Red tune up my lawn mower.
by Risbey June 10, 2003
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Credaise

This translates a Hebrew slang word lefargen which doesn't exist in proper English or English slang. It is the combination of two words, to give credit to and to praise someone.
You never credaise me for the good things that I do!
by Guy March 24, 2005
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