credit suckers

they are the men and women who sit behind your winning slot machine and your credits start to dwindle causing a loss in the end

man those credit suckers are thick tonight.

by Orting honey January 1, 2018

cribit

1. When you're having sex and she pulls out a dildo and fucks you with it.
2. When you decide to be gay one night and your girlfriend rides a dildo with you.

Johnny: You heard what happened to Fred?
Randy: Yeah, his girlfriend pulled a cribit on him.

by Kid43 June 6, 2018

Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.

Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender

by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018

Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019

Creditsbored

When you get so bored/high that you watch the credits of a movie and are like "dang I really wanna know who played that dead guy. He should win a award for that." and then you realize that it was really just Ryan Reynolds and wake up on the floor at 12AM the next day.

I was creditsbored yesterday.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

creit

an awful human being, worthy of being made fun of. (i called my dad it today.)

"dad, you're a creit." "son, i disown you." "sorry dad."

by cartermaksy February 18, 2020

Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020