mr.crawlford

That bisexual dilf that looks like Stalin

You you know the science teacher?

You mean that bisexual dilf mr.crawlford

by Jaycoolerthanu November 20, 2021

amphitheater crawler

a person who would wear a skeleton suit and listen to phoebe bridgers.

Oh my gosh, Kay is such an amphitheater crawler!

by kaitlyn bloodworth October 7, 2021

Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw

Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”

by Austys November 25, 2021

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

Mud crawler

A term to describe people who crawl through poop that are in large amounts. These people tend to have a poop fetish that is extreme.

John and his wife are such mud crawlers.

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Mall crawlin

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends

Let’s go mall crawlin

by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022