Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for falsifying documents, particularly electronic documents through the use of photo editing software and word processing programs.

Mandy made a mistake on the paperwork she faxed to us, so in order to keep her from having to come back to the office, we did some arts and crafts on the documents and submitted them successfully.

by bw2082 March 18, 2022

untitled space craft

When you are too lazy to name your rocket in KSP...

My friend: yo that rocket's so cool what is it called

Me: Untitled Space Craft

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE September 8, 2023

dont cry, craft

This refered to an april fools day by two youtubes: Daniel Howel and Phil Lester.
This was used as a meme.

Anna: *Cries*
Jessica: Dont cry, craft

by Phil's flower crown. October 15, 2017

crate

Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.

Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."

by Jasonion July 23, 2013

Crater face

Someone who has scars covering their face caused by past acne.

When people refuse to practice good hygiene and scratch at acne they become a crater face.

by Ash Trey :D April 10, 2009

Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.

by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008