Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.

Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

by James Weyand November 10, 2007

ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

Coffee

The only socially acceptable way to drink cream.

Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."

by wikibeast April 9, 2010

coffee

an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.

i need coffee to be awake.

by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

Carfew

A curfew that is usually much earlier then usual due to having your parents car.

man i really wanna go to that party but my carfew is midnight.

by poopbasket December 23, 2008

coffee ninja

Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.

In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.

Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.

by ShaneDeMatt April 9, 2010