Jew Condom

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.

Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?

by jcool411 April 15, 2013

corndog condom

The act of using the corn bread from a corn dog as a condom. 35%effective 100%delicious

I whipped out the corndog condom on a random slam last night and she bit the head of my cock!

by Gingerherps February 12, 2014

Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

condoleeza

A complete and total lier, possibly lies just to have something to say.

"insert name here is a condoleeza."

by tangy January 29, 2005

Codzone

While playing a cod, turning your TV up as loud as possible and screaming as loud as you can with your headset on, and yelling war terms like, bogey down or cobra in the air. As if your actually in the war.

Man 1: Dude COD is so boring now I can't play it anymore.
Man 2: Well you clearly haven't played it in codzone yet

by Babassu Tree June 20, 2011

condom farm

a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.

"Listen baby, I really don't think that we should see each other anymore.": now apply crop to face

by hot-karl May 3, 2004

vermont condom

going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy

we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!

by Almost a Daddy July 22, 2008