a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
by kixxarse July 31, 2010
Get the birth control day mug.A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
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When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the domestic birth control mug.This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
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Get the This Is Ground Control To Your Mom mug.A chain store accommodating for the needs of those that have nothing better to do than to wait around for hours on end. Often however such individuals are rewarded with cash benifits directly proportional to their lazyness. Centrelink also is the largest employer or logisticly and intellectually challanged members of society, catering for the waiting needs of the afternoon regulars. So much so that customers often make a career out of regular visits. Centrelinks motto is "lets be as useless and unorganised as possible, and pick social minorities to disproportionly hand cash payouts"
by Will Hengineer March 4, 2011
Get the centrelink mug.The lowest female singing voice. At their lowest, contraltos sometimes sound like Barry White. There are traditionally very few roles for contraltos in operas, though modern musical theatre has begun to include them. A common saying is that contraltos are only allowed to play "witches, bitches and britches," with "britches" referring to a trouser role.
Some famous contraltos are Cher, Fiona Apple, Patti LuPone and Marilyn Horne.
Some famous contralto roles in musical theatre are Katisha (The Mikado), Dalila (Samson et Dalila) and Charity (Sweet Charity).
Some famous contralto roles in musical theatre are Katisha (The Mikado), Dalila (Samson et Dalila) and Charity (Sweet Charity).
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