Confusal

A word that is used when you are confused but don't want to actually use confused.

"Yo Brian that's putting me into some real confusal

by Muslim Bombs December 8, 2018

confusion

when the guy you like tells you to snap him back but leaves you on open...

I am confusion

by a small girl with big dreams March 4, 2019

Confusexual

Soemone who doesn't know if they want to have sex or not

Person A: I'm asexual, I don't want sex
Person B: I'm confusexual, I don't know if I want it or not

by topato-melon October 5, 2021

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 15, 2008

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014