condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).

I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.

by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011

Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Corditorious

A fancy word to use instead of Discord(Free Voice and Text Chat for Gamers)

Jump on the Corditorious.

by Browniez March 24, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Conduit

When you set your bar too low and the girl your trying to sleep with isn't doing it for you. When you can't get hard...

Her "What the hell man, dont you want me?"

You" I Conduit, sorry I thought I could but I've got a friend that's into fat chicks."

by Mr. Floppy Cock October 3, 2017

Condipop

A naughty delicacy consisting of a penis with a condom slapped on, especially when the condom is of a flavor such as strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, etc., which makes a girl's act of fellatio on a guy pleasurable.

It is a portmanteau of the words condom and lollipop.

Guy: How was my condipop?

Girl:*winks*

by KnowPsyUniverse June 16, 2018