comb-over

A hair style in which the remaining hair upon a bald man's head is "combed over" the bald head giving the appearance of a full head of hair and thus more confidence.

Comb-overs = fetish fantasy

by Hizzo December 21, 2003

Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

honey comb

When in cold climate and engages a ball sack to shrival up, looking like the cereal Honey Combs.

When he went into the pool his sack was honey combing

by match April 2, 2005

Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

combibolist

One who collects vacuums.

The combibolist had 123 vacuums in his collection.

The combibolist's favorite vacuum was a Hoover.

by bellinson July 8, 2010

Comb-Cutter

comb-cutter:/ koam-cut-ter: when a terd is unusually long and girthy, therefore requires the use of a grandparent's comb to chop into smaller, more manageable segments that will properly flush down the toilet.

Oh man that wet burrito sure produced a comb-cutter!

Dude! That comb-cutter made my asshole bleed! I had to chop it into 6 pieces!!!

by bitesplintsexy69 October 26, 2010

combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!

by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011