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Cock Blocker

by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.
That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.
Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!
by Hippo lander March 23, 2009
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Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.
"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!
by Findamonium March 16, 2017
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Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
by FooGe March 26, 2004
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Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!
Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!
by king rash bash December 30, 2011
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cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
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