cockerspaniel

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

clicker

1. a flamer with morals
2. a person who annoys and warns people on AIM for fun and revenge

She's a clicker; she'll warn you if you IM her.

by Clicker March 15, 2004

Clicker Buddy

The person responsible for bringing your clicker/remote to class so you get credit for being there.

"Hey, lets go do something."
"I have class, but let me call my Clicker Buddy."

by TheBurg October 8, 2008

Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

clicker-lag

When your changing the channel on the TV so fast that it doesn't connect and you stop pressing the clicker and it keeps going.

I went from channel 30 to 60 because of the damn clicker-lag.

by smokeythebear44 November 27, 2010

cockerfuckscunt

Someone that just hell makes you want to rip your eyeballs out so you don't have to see them ever again

Zoe is such a cockerfuckscunt
idiotface hating kill

by Urbanegirl February 13, 2014

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010