when the a female swallows both cum and vomit, after vomiting at the same time the male blows his load during a blow job.
by kneegrowrage324 October 30, 2010
Get the hope-a-chokemug. When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.
Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
by MagicMailman December 20, 2008
Get the dark chokemug. by B. Will-O November 10, 2004
Get the Eli Chokemug. The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!
by Marc Brown November 11, 2004
Get the eli chokemug. The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.
I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
by drix September 8, 2006
Get the Trumpet Chokemug. 1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.
by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009
Get the Choking Cheneymug. The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."
Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.
PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."
The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."
FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."
Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."
Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.
PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."
The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."
FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."
Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
by thacaretaker October 4, 2010
Get the choking chocolatemug.