china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.

Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"

by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018

Chimalsi

He is very funny strong and handsome he always makes people laugh and comforts people when they are sad. They are very good listeners (good at girlfriend and boyfriend conversations). A chimalsi is sometimes serious when the time calls to be serious, he is caring and loving he is always loyal and will always love his girlfriend. He is loyal to his friends. He is always there for you and will listen all the time

Hello chimalsi

by c1 official February 7, 2019

chibaliba

PewDiePie's new Swearword which he uses a lot in his Minecraft series.

It's meant to replace terms such as "Oh my fucking god" or "Holy shit".

Joergen: *Gets stuck in the piston door after Felix replaced the lever with a button*
PewDiePie: "Move Joergen!!" *While he desperately tries to keep the piston door open by spamming the button, so Joergen doesn't get hurt*
Joergen: *Moves away from the piston door so he doesn't get hurt*
PewDiePie: "Make a button they said!! *In sarcastic voice* "Aw, yeah I'll make a button. Rewire the whole thing" ... Pause ... "Chibaliba..."

by ~Ze Lalo July 25, 2019

Chinabrown

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019

China all

China all means all fake

China all peke

by Chingchong's October 4, 2019

China D

A man who looks Chinese with a small willy and a tad Loco

Seen loads of China D out today

by Rexnkali December 5, 2019

China brain

A person that is usually by some way chinese, that has a very high intellect. It has probably a higher IQ than a Big brain 10x.
This word is used when a chinese kid is smart for a chinese kid, because everyone know asian kids are automatically Big brain

Person number 1: Wow, how did Tobias get it all right?

Person number 2: Because he is China brain, bro.

by TOOOOB69 October 19, 2020