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Super-China 

The Dominion of Super-China is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, cynical population of 26 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing.

Military spending is on the increase, refugees from other nations are flocking to Super-China's border, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super-China's national animal is the fugu fish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the uranium peso.
(Nationstates.net, copyright Max Barry)
"God hates the Fat Children!"-motto of Super China
Super-China by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
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Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.
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Bing China 

That word that your idiot racist af friend says ALL the time
Friend- Bing China

Everyone else- FUCK OFF

Captain China 

The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
Captain China by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019

Nuke China 

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave
"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"
Nuke China by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.
"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

the elephants have attacked china! 

you can't defeat the truth
the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!