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check into cash

A place where stupid people go to cash checks for ridiculous un-fathomable fees that never understood how to add and subtract. If you think it’s convenient just understand that you are contributing to a 3 foot tall 800 pound mans ferrari and mansion payments. They sponsor some shitty wigger rapper and are so encumbered with greed and no acknowledgement of anyone other then themselves if there was a purge i know too many people that would spend the whole purge time severing limbs torturing, seeing how many hundred dollar bills that fat piece of shit can eat , etc. etc.
Damn I make 3k a month but can’t manage money worth a fuck. Let’s take my pay stub to check into cash so I can get a payday loan because it makes me fully erect when I think about making payments for two years on a loan for a single week of pay. Thanks you fat greedy fuck.
by PleaseDontGoToCheckintocash January 23, 2018
mugGet the check into cashmug.

check their oil

When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016
mugGet the check their oilmug.

glitter check

another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 13, 2008
mugGet the glitter checkmug.

Rain Check

A word improperly used when trying to let someone down that you have no interest in thinking it will put them down lightly. When in reality it only ticks them off because you couldn't just be upfront and tell them No. It's improperly used because they never cash it in which is the whole point of a raincheck.
Aww how sweet, I already have plans for today with my Girlfriends I will have to put a Rain Check on that and maybe follow up.
by Luckyduck100 January 31, 2021
mugGet the Rain Checkmug.

headphone check

When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.
guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"

Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
mugGet the headphone checkmug.

chump check

1) When someone is engaging in chump behavior, and they are checked on it by someone that knows better.

2) When someone intentionally tries to catch someone off-guard by doing something only a chump would fall for; often used in gaming circles.
1) Totally chump checked that dude on my Facebook that shared some dumb article with no sources.

2) At first I was overthinking it and trying way too hard to be tactical, but eventually I just started spamming smash attacks and chump checked his ass; turns out his defensive game is garbage.
by nothintoit December 22, 2021
mugGet the chump checkmug.

cwk check

Cellphone, wallet, keys check. Padding your pockets to reassure yourself you still have everything you put in them.
Stephen woke up in a strange backyard with a nasty hangover, but was instantly reassured when his cwk check passed.
by cwk_check March 8, 2009
mugGet the cwk checkmug.

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