The cheap seat

Dropping a Duce in a urinal

The stall was full so I gave them the cheap seat

by Natralice July 12, 2014

Chaps My Leathers

1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.

2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps

1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"

OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!

2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!

by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011

cheapsmacker

a jealous person who talks smack or shit about a rich person because he/she's a poor cheapass

Vernal: Did you see the bullet proof Mercedes I got for my birthday?

Avery: Yea, and your piece of fuck isn't even bullet proof.

Vernal: Shut the fuck up you cheapsmacker, you don't even have a car.

by Evike August 5, 2011

Cheapo

A rip-off of a well-known company with a change in the name or logo that still refers to the original product.

Nice (Nike)
Rola-Cola (Coca-Cola)
Middle-East Park (South Park)
Poopsi (Pepsi)

by Billy Balboa July 15, 2004

cheapass

One who is a miser.

John wouldn't lend me a dollar. He is such a cheapass.

by Blueduck577 November 30, 2003

cheap bitch

When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.

Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.

(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")

by when going broke goes right September 30, 2009

cheap thrill

trickin for cheap, new word for bootycall

if a male askes you if your down for cheap thrills he is basically asking you to fuck for free. if you're looking for a good man he is not the one bc he is only with the fuckery!!!

by weezy & tiffany =) January 26, 2009