Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime

You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.

by Wii7036 August 14, 2010

Chafe

/CHāf/

Noun
An individual who is very pompous and condescending

"Not every British person is a stuck-up chafe, Sammy"

by TwiceStyle June 28, 2013

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

chafage

the act of chafing some one.

andy the lewellyn and mark shared some chafage on sunday.

by the r87 February 17, 2006

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005

chafa

somthing that fucks off

your mom is like a doornob

by chafa qeen nigea October 19, 2003