Vagina Castle

When you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly sex, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has accumulated in your vagina that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced.

Victoria: You'd never guess what happened after we went to the beach!
Corinthian: What happened shawty?
Victoria: When I got home, I had an itchy fan, and I had a bath and when I got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed vagina castle!
Corinthian: A vagina castle?!
Victoria: So now my pussy is all clean. Fuck me!

by Stephanie_Gomez December 12, 2011

no hassle in my castle

To not cause disharmony in your home life between you and your significant other.

I was going to buy a new motorcycle without talking to my wife, but I decided I didn't want no hassle in my castle.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2010

Castilian

Castilian is the official language of Spain and all the countries that have been colonized by Spain (Almost all the Latin American countries). The term 'Spanish' is a slip-up. In Castilian itself, it is named "Castellano". It is the same language spoken in Spain (just different accent). You oughtn't forget that 4 languages are spoken in Spain (Spanish languages) which are Castilian (Official one) Galician, Catalan, and Basque.

Ezekiel: Hey, Paul, how are you doing?
Paul: Hi, Zek, I'm pretty good, thanks!
Ezekiel: why are you so nervous?
Paul: I'm not nervous, I'm just in a hurry... I have to go to my Castilian Class... sorry but I have an exam tomorrow and I have my books of Castilian in my house!! Bye!

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

Jason Castro

the guy with dreadlocks, bright blue eyes, an amazing voice, and mad guitar skills from Season 7 of American Idol.

Girl: Oh my god did you watch American Idol last night?! Jason Castro looked SEXY!
Boy: YEAH he did. And I must say, the dreads were lookin mighty fine!

by clare m April 7, 2008

Castiel

The most awesome angel in supernatural... can also be destiel
(Dean and castiel)

SPN fan 1: dean and castiel should just marry already.

SPN fan 2: it's cass

by Spidergirl0410 July 7, 2017

fidel castro

An bloke who's been pissing Americans off with style for 40 years!!!

'Worried, his as worried as Fidel Castro'

by Black Flag January 6, 2004

fidel castro

When a male inserts his cigar into the female's vagina, fondels her with it, then smokes it.

Bill Clinton performed a "Fidel Castro" on Monica Lewinsky, during their affair in the oval office.

by stephw December 21, 2006