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captee

One who is or has been captured; captive.
The kidnappers are hiding the captee somewhere near the sea.
by uttam maharjan December 23, 2011
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Career Ass Kisser

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
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Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
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carter teasly

a fucking asshole bitch who is just all around a awful person
yo that girl is such a carter teasly
by hiyobro February 24, 2015
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Cartherine

A type of female the is destined to have short hair, with bangs, and 11 cats. They are attracted to flannel wearing, auctustic guitar playing men. These men must know how to play Kumbya and give sultry long looks deep into the eyes of said cartherines. Also cartherines pretend to be tofu eaters but will consume large amounts of baby back ribs if they are within arms reach. Cartherines also try and grow Palm trees inside apartments and consume minimum 5 cups of coffee a day.
The Cartherine club meets in the shack after midnight. Bring your glow sticks and magic 8 balls. Has anyone seen Larry?
by 15th round June 5, 2016
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career guidance

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017
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carter h

Carter H is usually attractive guy and he likes to give back and is mostly always kind but apparently the teachers he is a reckless student. Sometimes he can be a dick but most the time is pretty funny. He likes to sports and roumourly has a big penis. A lot of girls are attracted to him he’s that one kind a hot funny dude and would make a good boyfriend
Damn I wish that my boyfriend was like a carter H carter h A male who has a young name and is pretty hot
by Pussy slayer 999 April 20, 2018
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