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jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear
by boa22891 January 29, 2009
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walmart-camper

People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.
Those damn walmart-campers stole our parking spot again...
by urban-porn-stealer November 24, 2010
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Camper

The scumbags of the fps genre in gaming. Although camping is an legitimate strategy for some modes of the game there are some pricks out there that camp 24/7 regardless of the game mode. Whether it'd be Team Deathmatch or Capture The Flag these retards will just sit there all day hiding and camping a little room with claymores rifles and everything else they can think of. It's douchebags like these fucks that give camping a bad vibe for everyone else when the game mode does call for strategic camping. Especially frustrating for Modern Warfare 2 where the fuckers plant claymores in every entrance for a room during Team Deathmatch.
That guy is such a camper, dickhead camps in Domination CTF and Team Deathmatch.

Omg that noob didn't move for the whole game or even tried to capture the flag what a fucking camper.

Dude that dickhead camper just hid in the room during the whole Team Deatchmatch.
by End of |ine February 3, 2010
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snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.
by squirrel March 14, 2004
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Camper

Literally speaking, a camper is someone in online games who sits about waiting for somebody to come to them.

I think a more precise definition is somebody who does not have knowledge of an opponents whereabouts/proximity, yet still stays in one place.

It would be accurate to say that the majority of campers have little to no skill, usually they resort to this tactic when they have had enough of being killed playing games 'properly'.

Camping is not considered in the 'spirit' of online first-person-shooters.

People who move around killing could easily do the 'role' of a camper, unfortunately it would be very rare for this to work the other way round.

Campers generally have a high Kill to Death ratio, but will mostly end with less kills and it will be very rare for them to win a match against anything but poor players.

Camping is only partly excusable when player is a sniper or in tactical games, especially ones without re-spawning.
"Why is that guy camping so much - doesn't he get bored?!"

"I'm sure he tried it our way, but failed miserably and has resorted to what you see now."

"But there's a whole game going on out here that campers never see!"

"I know, people should realise you need to lose to get good, not pussy out and camp."
by MrOak January 12, 2010
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camper

player, especially in a first person shooter, who plants himself behind doors, in shadowed corners, behind crates, etc. and waits for enemy players to rush by and be shot from behind. Campers are called so because they choose such a spot and will often, for the duration of the game, not move from there or will only move to find a new 'camping' spot. The word is usually used in a derogatory manner, but the strategy is in fact quite legitimate. Happens in real life doesn't it? Snipers are, by default, campers as they have to find that perfect spot where they remain undiscovered and can lay down hellfire upon their enemies from afar.
damn! got n00bed by a camper!! >.<

AMBUSH!! thrice bedamned campers!
by Tenchu April 26, 2006
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Capped Out

When a person ingests too much mdma or ecstasy at a party and subsequently becomes ridiculously high to the point of their eyes rolling into the back of their head, their jaw uncontrollably moving and ultimately having no sense of where they are. It is also characterized by repeated stroking of soft objects such as cats and furniture all while having no idea of what is going on
Jim: "Did you talk to Kyle last night? that kid was so fucked up on molly"

Hans: "Yea, he was capped out for sure"
by Papa Midnight January 2, 2014
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