When a mans pants are so tight that his "organ" is forced down one side of his pants and is pressed against his leg for everyone to see.
by Tyler January 16, 2005

Friend: Do you still have sex with the missus now that she's in her third trimester?
Expectant Father: Yeah. I was riding the camel just last night...
Expectant Father: Yeah. I was riding the camel just last night...
by B. M. Jay August 3, 2008

Cindy was embarrassed to discover that she had been sporting major camel vagina after wearing flip-flops all day.
by SpaceMouse October 21, 2010

by Matt April 19, 2005

In this game you have to guess how many camels there are.
It is very simple once you know how to work it out. But the whole point of it is to distract the other person from realising how.
It consists of clicking and clapping, this is how you distract the person, the clicks and claps have NOTHING to do with how many camels there are.
If I decided I wanted to have 5 camels, I would have a series of claps and clicks (the sequence can be of any length, it doens't matter) and then I would say: How many camels are there?
5 words, 5 camels. Simple huh?
The number of camels you have, is the number of words you say after you've finished clicking and clapping.
It is very simple once you know how to work it out. But the whole point of it is to distract the other person from realising how.
It consists of clicking and clapping, this is how you distract the person, the clicks and claps have NOTHING to do with how many camels there are.
If I decided I wanted to have 5 camels, I would have a series of claps and clicks (the sequence can be of any length, it doens't matter) and then I would say: How many camels are there?
5 words, 5 camels. Simple huh?
The number of camels you have, is the number of words you say after you've finished clicking and clapping.
E.g.
(Say nothing) - 0 camels
Now? - 1
How many? - 2
How many camels? - 3
....
How many camels do you think I have? - 8
and so on.
*click click clap click clap click clap clap click clap clap clap* How many camels do you think there are now?
(Say nothing) - 0 camels
Now? - 1
How many? - 2
How many camels? - 3
....
How many camels do you think I have? - 8
and so on.
*click click clap click clap click clap clap click clap clap clap* How many camels do you think there are now?
by Complicate August 8, 2005

A sexual finishing move where a male sits atop a female's back before having an orgasm. In this move, the male locks his fingers underneath the female's chin and pulls up as hard as he can while blowing a nut. Typically this move is combined with another move called the Fishook, or better, the Double Fishook.
Sarah: "Did you hear about what happened to Amy last night?"
Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"
Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"
Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"
Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"
by McChopper December 21, 2008

by kevin November 25, 2003
