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callum hardie

Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.
1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"
by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010
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Callas

(N) The coolest last name in the world, commonly referred to people with large penis' and/or huge boobs. typically of Greek descent, this last name is shared with famous Opera singer Maria Callas, and Clay sculptor Peter Callas.

(V) To Callas means to do something crazy and exciting in bed.
(N) I am so happy to have a big dick (or large boobs). Did I mention I am a Callas?

(V) I heard that bitch can Callas like you have no idea.
by MyNameIsCallas March 9, 2009
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Callum

A big gay who is trash at shinty and also smells DAB
Person 1 "Oh he is such a Callum"
Person 2 "Lol true"
by Daddy's always watching October 26, 2018
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callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .
wow , what a callum
by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019
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Calcushot

1) (Noun- A shot of an alcoholic substance used to treat miserable pain in Advance Placement Calculus
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.
1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.
by DMillzz February 26, 2010
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callum green

Someone who loves a huge phat Shlong right up his ass and is a lucky shit at Fifa. He's a mad baller at Harrowby and fux bitchez
by jdsvbagdiansiajdbaidb December 1, 2016
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callum gray

Callum Gray is a name for somebody who is simple minded and who get angry extremely fast. He also doesn't think before he acts and says whatever is on his mind.
Person A - *Pushes somebody over for no reason *

Person B - "Oi, stop doing that. Your turning into a Callum Gray!"
by xX_Anonymous_Xx87 March 5, 2017
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