Crap-Gargle 

An exclamation made when everything has gone wrong.

The pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle.

Crap-Gargle by Zeppo May 25, 2004

Crap Tapper 

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

Crap Tapper by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008

crap croppler 

One who likes to take warm shit and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating shitworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. "Cropple" is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight spaces.

"I hid in the backyard croppling dogshit all day."
"I'm a crap croppler, and I don't care who knows!!!"
"Why are your hands so dirty? Have you been croppling crap again?"

crap croppler by disneywhite June 22, 2009

crap noodles 

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

crap noodles by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

crap sucking retard by matt15 July 26, 2006

crap for brains 

Pessimistic way of refering to everyone.

Hey, crap for brains, how's it going??

crap for brains by Zach G. October 27, 2003

crap stabber 

another way to call someone gay

dude you're such a crap stabber!!!

crap stabber by Smit May 10, 2004