Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023

toxic yuri cocaine

When someone who enjoys toxic yuri is in too deep and it becomes something they need to function.

I am on that toxic yuri cocaine right now, don't talk to me.

by elledefinesyuri October 17, 2023

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

COTI

Abbreviation for "Chat On The Internet".
A mysterious shadow organization of absurdists, artists, intellectuals and cynics said to be behind...nothing important, really. Except being funnier and better than you.

When my friend's messageboard was suddenly and cataclysmically overrun by cartoon supervillains, I knew those COTI bastards were behind it.

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

cocaine

The strongest energy drink available on the broad market so far, it has three and a half times the energy producing effect of a red bull.

Cocaine comes in a small, red can, and is relatively affordable.

Why the hell are you drinking red bull? You know you can get a bajillion times the caffeine buzz if you drink cocaine.

by Big Red AF January 26, 2007

kurt cobain

heroin-addicted lead singer of nirvana.
The drugs drove him to the edge but his legend lives on. He was married to courtney love and they had a daughter called francis bean.

I love kurt cobain 4eva nd eva!!

by Ash February 16, 2005

cocaine

the most enjoyable drug i've ever taken. simple tools needed for snorting (nothing like weed whereas you need a bowl or a soda can if you want to be cheap): a nice, clean, hard surface (i used a book), a dollor bill, and a razorblade or credit card. it made my nose, tongue and lips pleasantly numb. it's not hard to get, felt much more alert after, although my eyes felt like they didn't need to blink because the pupils become dilated and bigger. definitely up there along with acid and x (i favor acid more)

snort cocaine through your nose

by chrissayyy August 15, 2006