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Cleveland Hose Brigade

when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?
by thesloppytoppy5000xtreme January 31, 2022
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cleveland sleeve

Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis
I’m sorry you’re a Jew, you’ll never get a Cleveland sleeve”
by BigDaddyDingus April 13, 2022
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Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.
I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.
by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022
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Cleveland Curl Up

When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”
I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…

…and she left me :(
by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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cleveland wax job

“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.
Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.
by Beigepuma53 March 14, 2023
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Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro
Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.
by the dude February 3, 2005
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