Chris 

The Chris is a large, spineless creature who stalks the rare Taybra. Their only sexual orientation is Flamingly Homosexual, therefore, they only participate in hardcore buttsex. Diet includes everything possibly ingestable, AIDS, and human semen.

Don't worry about the Chris, it is completely spineless!

Chris by ­TASK­ October 29, 2008

Chris 

A term usually used for calling someone scum,or a cheating dirt bag. Persons who are usually called this term, tend to date "pan" faced crazy girls, and sit at home and watch youtube videos alone. They tend to be manipulate, ugly, with red hair, and tons of freckles. They are usually skinny,and have no muscle mas. Karma is always against Chris's, and they get in icy car accidents, and for some reason cheat death, just like how they cheat on everything else.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.

"oh shit, Chris is coming, run!"
"Did you hear, Chris cheated on Emily again?!"

Chris by his.worst.nightmare. October 20, 2008

Chris 

1. Steals thier friends drinks

2. Gets mortal will not admit it

3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'

1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris'

2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'

3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Chris by Amie! January 11, 2009

Chris 

Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD

Damn that guy chris,sucks dick

Chris by FUCK YAH ;D August 6, 2011

Chris 

selfish cheap hateful mooching lying brokeass cuntfuck fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her!!!!!"

Is she pregnant?

No.

Wonder why.

Chris by *her musband* March 18, 2009

Chris 

A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl

OMG! Is that a lizard!? Oh, wait, its just Chris

Chris by ram123 March 18, 2009

Chris 

Chris is a person who cannot hold his liquor.

Dude he pulled a chris and threw up all over the floor.

Chris by coolguy5 August 8, 2011