Cerified

Ur not certified but its ok cus ur cerified and dyslexic

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by Whydoiweegreen67 October 4, 2023

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

Cutified

transitive verb.//past tense.

1. a : to elevate to a level of cuteness beyond a person's base level of being cute

b : as applied, almost exclusively, to persons named Sara.

2. : Adorable

Person A: "Hey, where's Sara?"

Person B: "Oh, she's up stairs getting cutified for one of her Plenty of Fish selfies."

by toseawildthing November 21, 2015

Cuntified

What they did to trucks in this country to make them soft and more feminine friendly.

"What had happened to the All American pickup truck...it has been fucking cuntified."

by Saxy_Pupper January 8, 2017

Cuntified

When someone does or says a really bad thing to you.

That was a really cuntified thing for her to do.

by Cumbria60 July 23, 2018

courtified

To be beaten in an argument by someone who knows legal terms in an unofficial way

You just got courtified

by MagicalWordWizard March 3, 2019

Catified

When a close relative lets the cats in even when you’re allergic

They catified me and now I have to move out

by Susan sewill March 19, 2020