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Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
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Candlefog

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert
"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"
by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022
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Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders
I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.
by Awoody June 24, 2017
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Chandler Bing syndrome

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.
Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.
by God’s sex slave December 4, 2021
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kc candies

Outstanding candy company that specializes in 7 kinds of english toffee, gourmet caramel apples, and award winning carmel walnut pears. Will cater events and is the official candy of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland, Ohio.
by chersie January 1, 2010
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Cosby Chandler

Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.

This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.
Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.
by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021
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Candie

A very kind hearted, giving woman. Has a smile that lights up a room and eyes that radiate love. Incredible faith in God. Great mother. Dotes on her man. Can soften the heart of any man and break down even the strongest walls. A woman you have searched for all your life
Man 1 - I met this woman at church
Man 2 - oh yeah? Tell me about her
Man 1 - I don't know what to say other than I think she's a Candie
by Lucky Huckleberry August 14, 2016
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