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taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.
by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013
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Breakfast cookies

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
by Shannonymous November 12, 2016
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White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.
Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...
by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010
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Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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Fortnite breakfast

by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021
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Finnish Breakfast

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka
Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today
by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018
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traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast
by Shitmaster69 December 23, 2020
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