schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

by YAWA July 09, 2017

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Boob Sex

When a guy rubs his penis on and between a girls breasts then ejaculates on them

Chad : My dick's hard can you please comfort it?
Kiersten : Would you like some Boob Sex my breasts have been lonely as of late thanks to your wife?
Chad : Yes please your breast's are so amazing!

by SlopNChop November 20, 2016

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boob graze

when you accidently touch a females boob by accient by reaching for something in front of her.

Okay, uh-uh, no, I did not just graze your boob.
Oops boob graze

by bupbup November 23, 2006

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Boob Dialing

When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.

-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!

*Takes out phone from bra*

--Who Was Calling You?

-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!

by Giardino♥ October 17, 2009

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boob sock

Term, presumably, coined by comic critic Dirk Deppy, used to describe drawing habit (mostly in comics and manga) where female upper clothes or armor are displayed the way, that they wrap around breasts, implying, that actual clothing piece or armor plate has special department for boobs. This comes from many (mainly male) comic or manga artists, thinking, that any cloth would automatically conform to the female breasts, where in reality they haven't seen a real boob once in their life.

This shirt has built -in boob socks!

by Seraph Fawkes March 20, 2016

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