Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Pooie Binkie

A reference to the dictator Pooie Binkie.

The dictator Pooie Binkie is round the corner

by MelonFusion April 16, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

El Bonkieo

Bonkieo
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.

Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.

“Her outfit is bonkieo, but it eats.”
“He’s cute but his brain is El bonkieo.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014

Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex

“Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”

by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019