blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.

I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!

by SessyPung423 November 2, 2014

one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

blumpkin

when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 2, 2009

southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse

Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!

by LBP December 11, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin w/cheese

Same as a Reverse Blumpkin but when she is eating your ass you fart in her face.

She was so into my ass that i gave her a Reverse blumpkin w/cheese.

by Otx419 April 22, 2008

Honey Blumpkin

The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.

After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012