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honda blaster

An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
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Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
by Baja blaster October 10, 2019
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Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"
by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023
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