Definiton of The sewage blaster
"I came but the dirt blasted it away"
Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
"I came but the dirt blasted it away"
Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 02, 2024
the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
by Jehne_man May 31, 2023
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 08, 2023
The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
by masterblastin August 20, 2021
by gearsdoesstuff May 02, 2024
Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024